Lanky:

Crouch from the England soccer team. Tall, skinny, seems perhaps accident prone and clumsy. Seems to almost come across huge opportunities by luck.

Skinny:

The goal of all women.

Scrawny:

There’s a difference between scrawny and skinny. Skinny is hard work, exercise and discipline. Scrawny is weakness, perhaps being gifted by certain genes or conversely having an eating disorder. It definitely has negative connotations. A woman can be skinny and still reasonably physically powerful. Scrawny on the other hand is needing help opening a jar. Strongly linked to Posh Spice.

Sinewed:

Powerful individual with long lean, powerful muscles. It’s not Arnold, it’s more Halle Berry in her flop movie Catwoman.

Burly:

Thick set individuals. Usually associated with men and flannel and body hair and body odour. Also associated with tree-cutters.

Furry:

Men with the shag hair cut who have not waxed the rest of their body. Not to say that men waxing their bodies is a norm or even expected. However, if a men just has the shag hair cut but is waxed and shiny elsewhere then he no longer can be categorized as furry. I’m really not sure how the individual could be categorized in such case.

Fuzzy:

Men who have body and head hair that is very short. Women can be considered fuzzy if they haven’t attended to their body hairs for a short while. If however a woman has not attended to her body hairs in a long while then she’s demoted to furry.

Elegantly Frosted:

Gray hair should not be feared. Some men and women look awesome with grey hair. They have a certain degree of dignity and achievement. It’s like they’ve weathered the storms, worked very hard in life and are now just around to party.

Orange Mess:

Self-tan addicts. Not to be mistaken with the Orange Revolution of Ukraine.

Plub:

A fatty, bubbly extension of oneself. It’s an abnormality in an otherwise well-proportioned body. If you have it, cover it. It’s only respectful. Some women expose it to remind and punish themselves into eating better and working out harder. Really, that’s just unnecessary trauma for everyone. Take it easy. Then there are the rebellious plub exposers who show it and could go as far as puncturing it to prove they’re above it. Fine, show it, wear it proud. Perhaps you are more comfortable in your skin than others or perhaps you’re in denial.

Bloated:

Pre-menstrual or menstrual state of some women. Also associated with cattiness. Water retention to the nth power. Men could also feel bloated by means of excess gas but I don’t think they can actually look bloated.

Stout:

All right, so technically speaking it’s very similar to burly but in my head it’s burly but short.

Hot Momma:

The goal of all middle-aged women. In my mind it’s strongly associated with Mediterranean or well tanned women. They may not be skinny. Curves suit them well. They are the products of great discipline and excellent cosmetics.

Natural Beauty:

In my mind it’s associated with moms of all ages. Every mother can look really beautiful for an instant even if she is wearing disheveled clothing and is cleaning spit-up. The draw-back is that it only lasts for a few moments but those moments are priceless.

Mushy:

A warm wonderful man with soft caring features. Not built but not obese. Gives great hugs.