Last night Ashley was really busy and she didn’t have time to talk to her friend Jamie. She knew Jamie would call so she asked Marriam to tell her that she can’t come to the phone. So Jamie calls, and I tell Marriam to tell Jamie that Ashley can’t come to the phone because Ashley isn’t feeling well, she has diarrhea. Marriam started giggling, she couldn’t say that to Jamie. So I took the phone and I started telling Jamie, “Jamie, you know how I cook really spicy foods now and then? Well Ashley tried something I made and she’s not feeling well at all. In fact, she got diarrhea and she’s in the washroom right now.” At this point Ashley had overheard me and started chasing me. I ran upstairs and stood behind Ashley’s door. Jamie then asks what’s all the yelling. I tell Jamie, “Yeah, it’s really bad Jamie, Ashley’s not doing well at all… what you’re hearing is Ashley in the washroom”. Then I finally let Ashley in, I was out of material. She takes the phone away and tells her friend Jamie she hates her roommates.

Don’t worry, Ashley and Marriam thought it was super funny and no one’s feelings got hurt. Keri was in the forest.