Nusraat

cows

March16

Do you think there is a direct correlation between high density cow regions and redneckism? What if cows release some sort of hormone that sets humans to be suspicious of those not within direct family or those we haven’t known all of our lives. Back in the day, those who milked cows were exposed to cowpox and therefore were immune to the deadly small pox. Also, women constantly release hormones that trigger other women to harmonize on the same menstrual cycle in a given local. So what if cows release some sort of something or another too?

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32 Comments to

“cows”

  1. On March 16th, 2005 at 10:39 pm zz Says:

    me again. let’s go cow tipping. YOU CAN TIP ME FIRST!!!

  2. On March 17th, 2005 at 12:57 am sadiya Says:

    see probability post.

  3. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:06 am ndawg Says:

    damn, no wonder i menstulated yesterday. univillage and its damn cows.

  4. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:06 am ZiGgY Says:

    how brown is a cow? how do we get chocolate milk? does it coem from brown cows?

  5. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:07 am ndawg Says:

    dude, i don’t think thats chocolate milk…errr

  6. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:08 am ZiGgY Says:

    turd soup? cow pies?

  7. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:10 am ndawg Says:

    yea, i hear the homo flavoured cows taste better than the 2% turd soup versions.

  8. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:11 am ZiGgY Says:

    wha? u like homo cows?
    2% the healthier way to go… unless u like fatty fat fat fata fataffatyatfa

  9. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:13 am ndawg Says:

    i never said i liked homo cows, but evertime i buy milk my mom forces me to choose the homo. damn, i told her i like girls but she doesn’t listen.

  10. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:14 am ZiGgY Says:

    wait can cows be homos? i thought they were all females? what are u talking about ndawg

  11. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:15 am ndawg Says:

    you mean to tell me they are….lesbians???? hot diggity darn.

  12. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:16 am ZiGgY Says:

    LOL dont get your hope sup….. they are after all still cows , unless ur into that whole mabo jumbo beastiality gross nastyness

  13. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:18 am ndawg Says:

    ewww….thats gross. i thot we were talking bout girls and that cows were just a metaphor…dang it!!! these blogs were meant to have a deep meaning…stop being so superficial.

  14. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:20 am ZiGgY Says:

    AAHHAHAAHAHAH bligga wha? superficial? were talking about friggin ciws

  15. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:20 am ZiGgY Says:

    i mean cows, how in the heck does nusraat come up with the topic cows, my goodness

  16. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:22 am ndawg Says:

    code name for girls: “cows”…so next time you see some ladies just holla “what up cows?” don’t worry, they won’t give you any odd looks.

  17. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:23 am ndawg Says:

    she’s obviously working at a farm milking cows, but she says she’s studying nanotechnology…what bs!!!

  18. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:23 am ZiGgY Says:

    im guessin gu have the experience, man who do u think you are? i know ur no lady’s man if thats the way you chat them lady’s up? sick too sick, man how do u ever expect to see ur sefl witha gal in the furture if ur to call em a cow. tisk tisk.

  19. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:24 am ndawg Says:

    by the way, that last blog cows = cows, not girls.

  20. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:25 am ZiGgY Says:

    nusraat like to study cows…… how exciting?

  21. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:25 am ndawg Says:

    dude trust me, the cow thing works. look at shiraz he’s totally pimpin now adays.

  22. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:25 am ndawg Says:

    yes she likes to study “cows”…ahem ahem

  23. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:26 am ZiGgY Says:

    LOL, man ur so dead, ima holl at him tom and let him know u be all up in his territory. boi u gonna have to battle him out “cow stlyez”. utter attcks

  24. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:29 am ndawg Says:

    lol whats shirat gonna do bout it? is he gonna get his milk on from the south side cuz we all the know he be outta whack when 1% hits da market sellin g styles.

  25. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:32 am ZiGgY Says:

    who knows, does he even drink milk? nothign seems to stick to him? runs right back outa that sucka

  26. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:35 am ndawg Says:

    no he be gainin 10 p’s from his soy protein. by the way, what are we talking about? i’m tired, all i can say is that cows are pretty sweet when made into beef. beefs on biatch !!!

  27. On March 17th, 2005 at 1:41 am ZiGgY Says:

    sleep sounds fine as abouts now

  28. On March 18th, 2005 at 12:20 am zz Says:

    you’d make a nice cow.

  29. On March 18th, 2005 at 1:21 am Owl Says:

    I was gonna comment, till I read all these. OMA! 0_0

  30. On March 18th, 2005 at 11:00 am sadiya Says:

    owl: kinda leaves u speechless ha?

  31. On March 18th, 2005 at 11:58 am shaheen Says:

    what the hell did safeway put in your homo milk? holy COW!

  32. On March 23rd, 2005 at 2:23 am Nusraat Says:

    ziggy and ndawg drink very little milk

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